cloysterbell:

Dear tumblr,

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You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

You’re welcome.

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bokuta:

hello friends friendly reminder

pls don’t upset my friends

bcos when you upset my friends you upset me

and when if you upset me

i’ll break your necks

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guccified:

For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)

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im-a-parasite:

terraforce:

This is the only post on this site I care about

only thing in life i care about

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heavelykissescomefromgirls:

slapknot:

hussietakethecock:

height hair color gender what you like to do ect.

Gogogogo

Ready…. Set…. GOOOOOOOOO

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

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me: -tumblr in one tab-

me: -opens new tab-

me: -goes to tumblr-

me:

holyshitimmagical:

Watch me get none whatsoever

I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages. 

YES PLEASE

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thatsjustprime:

lilnepetaleijon:

:33 < i did both beclaws whatefur idk

welp

reblogging

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anotherbeetle:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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UwU

minttwilight:

windona:

bananasliketoparty:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye 

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”

just somethings that women invented:

• stove
• dishwashers
• globes
• life rafts
• fire escape
• car heaters 
• medical syringes 
• windshield wipers
• fridge
• water heater
• chocolate chip cookies
• disposable cell phones 
• Bulletproof vests

We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?

And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?

Arg, posts like this.

fucking hell who this this i will do something horrible

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bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

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